Mom: Ian, great job eating your quesadilla. I didn't know you'd eat the whole thing!
Ian: Yeah, I knew it, because I have a BIG tummy! I can eat a lot of stuff.
Mom: ......do I have a big tummy?
Ian: No, you don't.
Mom: (feeling good about my sweet son and myself)
Ian: But you do have a big uterus.
Mom: ...
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that's hilarious!!! how did he learn that word? -a
Well...I was telling him belly...but he asked if I ate him before he was a baby...and why do moms eat their babies. So, I opted for the real term.
Too Funny!!!!
Nicknames, baby, it's the way to go - that way, you can totally have that conversation in the middle of Target and nobody else knows what you're talking about...well, maybe they do, but the grandmas won't be as horrified.
He is so funny.
that's what you get... they don't have to know all the correct words.
So now he thinks when you eat food (or babies) it goes to your uterus, instead of your belly... right? :)
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