Conversation with Seth.

We were parked waiting for carpool to be over and Seth was trying to wave to get Ms. Ann's attention. 

Me: Seth, just yell 'hey, ms. Ann!'

Seth:  no. 

Me: why?

Seth:  I don't like it when she looks happy at me. 

Me: what? Why?

Seth:  I just don't like happiness

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Me:  :/

Ian, Ian, Ian....

We were all in the van.  Ian was up front with me.  Lily's brain is idle at the end of this summer and is getting mouthy and smarty pantsy with her brothers.  So...

Me: Lily!  Just close your mouth!

.....  (I hear her silently opening her mouth as wide as she can)


Ian:  Lily!  I can see your vagina!!!

Me: ?????  What!!!!!????

Ian:   No!!! I mean UVULA!!!

Me:  (after the shock.... hysterical laughter.)

We all have a good side hurting laugh all the way to pick up Seth.  (Luckily he was not there)

Conversations with Seth

Seth:  mom! Who is your cutest boy?

Me:  um.... You, Ian and Si. 

Seth: that's 3 (holds 3 fingers up)

Me:  ok... Well you are all cute. 

Seth:  but who's the cutest? Just one, not 3.  Pick me or Si. 

Me:  you are my cutest.....3 year old. 

Seth:  (huge smile)  thanks mom.