Ian, Ian, Ian....

We were all in the van.  Ian was up front with me.  Lily's brain is idle at the end of this summer and is getting mouthy and smarty pantsy with her brothers.  So...

Me: Lily!  Just close your mouth!

.....  (I hear her silently opening her mouth as wide as she can)


Ian:  Lily!  I can see your vagina!!!

Me: ?????  What!!!!!????

Ian:   No!!! I mean UVULA!!!

Me:  (after the shock.... hysterical laughter.)

We all have a good side hurting laugh all the way to pick up Seth.  (Luckily he was not there)