Marlowe Boys

Conversation with Lily

Me: What are you wearing?

Lily: pants.

Me:  No wait.... wait!  Lily.

Lily:  What? They have this cool pocket.

Me:  That's Ian's underwear, babe.

Lily: What's this pocket?

Me:  That's where his penis goes.

Lily:  So, Ian, your penis goes out of here?

Ian:  ......  I'm not talking about this.  I'd be so embarrassed if I were you.