Conversation with Seth...

Me: eew... that shovel is for picking up Zelda's poo.  Go put it back.

Seth: I don't have a shovel.

Me: What?

Seth: I don't have a shovel.'

Me: What's that?

Seth: A shovel.

Me:  ..........

Seth on Singing Frozen.

Seth: mom, you don't talk during frozen. I'm Elsa. Your Anna. No. I'm Elsa and Anna. 

Me: when can I sing?

Seth: you can sing he girl parts.... But not Elsa. And not Anna. 

Me: so I sing the boy parts? 

Seth: no. I'm the boys. And Elsa and anna. 

Me: .....

Trying to Treasure....

But Seth talks A LOT.

Conversation with Seth.

He is in the car opening his sandwich. 

Seth: oh mom! It's so soft! 

Me: good. Is that good?

Seth: it's so soft... Soft like a sheep. 

Me: ok

Seth:  oh it's sooo good!!!  I've never had such a yummy sandwich. 

Lily's Fundraiser.

Lily has been fundraising for Team Si for the past couple of weeks.  And I use the term loosely.  She has been making pipe cleaner/origami flower bracelets and origami ninja stars to sell to her classmates.  She is selling them for $.05 each.  The paper costs about 4x that and for the students who are not allowed to buy things at school.... well, she just gives it to them.  So... she has $.25 now.  So...if you would like to purchase a bracelet or ninja star for Team Si, let her know.  Suggested value $.05, but free to those who can't make a donation.

Sweet Girl, but I'm thinking not a future CFO.

As I gave her and her brother $3.00 for allowance and helping me wash baseboards and kitchen cabinets this weekend... she immediately put $1 into the jar.

"Budy Walk Mony for Silas"

Conversation with Seth...

Me: I'm so glad you can buckle yourself! You're so big!

Seth: yep, and the name is SETH MCFARLAND!

Me: (chuckle)

Seth: what mom? He's your favorite boy!!

Conversation with Seth.

We were parked waiting for carpool to be over and Seth was trying to wave to get Ms. Ann's attention. 

Me: Seth, just yell 'hey, ms. Ann!'

Seth:  no. 

Me: why?

Seth:  I don't like it when she looks happy at me. 

Me: what? Why?

Seth:  I just don't like happiness

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Me:  :/