Why, Seth?

I'm blogging about this, in hopes that one day, Seth, you will tell me the answer… Why!…why did you cut a hole in your brand-new pants on the first day of school?  It's clear to me… That you can't tell me right now… So maybe as you are flipping through this book someday that I will get printed, you will tell me the answer that I want to know so badly.

 Till then… 

UPDATE:::/

Me: did Mrs. Gonzalez ask why you had a hole in your pants?

Seth: She already saw it yesterday. 

Me: she did? What did she say?!

Seth: well, I don't remember exactly, but it was A LOT nicer than what YOU said!

Me: .....