Again, with he Seth-isms....

(I'm in the kitchen. Seth walks in to the living room looking around)

Seth: is there a free room around here that I can poop in?

Me: what? (I don't know why I'm always in denial about what he says)

(Gets to the bathroom door and peeks inside)

Seth: A room to poop in... Is his the bathroom? Can I poop in here? (Seth smirk)

Me: Yep, that will be fine.