Seth, Seth, Seth...

Me: ok. I'm going to put lipstick on then we can go. 

Seth:  ok. I'll put lipstick on then let's go. 

5 minutes later....

Me: what's that?

Seth: lipstick. 

Me: we have to take that off. 

Seth: why?

Me: 3 reasons. 1. Most boys don't wear lipstick. 2. You put it on horribly. 3. That Color looks terrible on you. 

Seth: ok.