Life of Si and Seth

Me: Si, go with your brother and wash your hands.

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Me to Future Si and Future Self: Never go with your brother to wash your hands.

Breaking Out

From he Back of the car. 

Seth: are you breaking out with me?

Samuel: yes

Seth: why!?

Me: friends to not break up with each other!

Seth: well... We just did. 

Me: no. 

Seth: yea. It just happened. 

They broke out many times during carpool.  

Conversation with 2 Seths....

We were making a marinade. 

Me:  can you pour this in?

Seth: I sure will... Or should I say "we" will?  Because there's 2 of us... One invisible and one that's me. 

Me: (creepy music in my head)

Conversations with Seth...

Seth: Here's the mail and here is something that said it was for you. 

Me: wow! So pretty. I wonder who it's from. 

Seth: Not me! (Smile). Yea, it was from me. 

Seth

"Mom, come on.... We gotta go water the Nerbs." -Seth 

Conversation with Seth....

Seth:  Mom!  Come look and see how much my butt weighs!

Mom: :/

Ian's funny...

Telling me about Taekwondo.

Ian: P didn't wear his cup today and got hurt.  L's mom is totally comfortable talking about cups though...

Me: Yea.

Ian: Yea... gross.

Me: (laugh) what's gross?

Ian:  Because she doesn't call it a cup... she calls it a "private protector".